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#KamaSutraSunday: Farmer's Plow
  • February 17, 2013 : 15:02
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“Such passionate actions and amorous gesticulations or movements, which arise on the spur of the moment, and during sexual intercourse, cannot be defined, and are as irregular as dreams. A horse having once attained the fifth degree of motion goes on with blind speed, regardless of pits, ditches, and posts in his way; and in the same manner a loving pair become blind with passion in the heat of congress, and go on with great impetuosity, paying not the least regard to excess.”Kama Sutra, Part II, Chapter VII, “On Various Ways of Striking, and The Sounds Appropriate To Them

In other words: just go with the flow, buddy. Don’t overthink it. If you feel like reciting your grocery list at high volume and in rhythm with each pelvic thrust, you should do that and not put too much thought into the weirdness of it all.

Wild arm flailing, guttural donkey noises, obnoxious manatee yelps: all fair game (so long as she’s into it; if she’s looking at you like you just slapped her sister in public for no good reason at all you should change it up).

That said, humans are not particularly adept at dealing with shame and embarrassment, especially in matters of sexual pride. We tend to recoil in horror at our own actions and just make it worse by bumbling through an explanation.

If it does get weird, or say you ejaculate prematurely, just laugh it off; in the words of Love Systems Guru Nick Savoy: “Say something like, ‘Damn, you got me so turned on you took me by surprise there. Give me a few minutes and you’ll be in real trouble,’ and then keep her aroused by kissing her neck, breasts and so on until you’re ready again.”

Or try this: 



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