This Week in Sex: Soccer Sex, Penis Nicknames

By Playboy.com Staff

<p>This week in our sex news roundup we're looking at players avoiding sex during the World Cup, pop culture's many slang terms for the penis and more!</p>


SOCCER SEX BAN?

There’s a popular belief among athletes and coaches that abstaining from sex boosts athletic performance. We’re not sure how temporary chastity is supposed to make you better out on the field. Does it boost testosterone? Raise aggression due to frustration? We’ll see how well it works in this World Cup as Mexico’s team has banned sex for its players during the duration of the soccer tournament; however, America has a very different policy. Will it affect the game play? Find out more about sex and the 2014 World Cup in this video:

MEN TALKING THEMSELVES OUT OF SEX

If you’re looking for what to say to the ladies to draw them to you, and if you’re searching for the secrets to picking up women, we can give you some solid advice that’ll work every time: don’t be a creep, don’t be sexist and be respectful. To illustrate our point in a very funny and entertaining way we found this video of men talking themselves out of sex by clinching the deal but then following it up with exactly the wrong thing to say:

PENIS NICKNAMES FROM MOVIES AND TV

Tall Tommy, the One-Eyed Wonder, Blinky, Max, the USS Enterthighs and Fat Tuesday—these are just some of the nicknames for the penis movies and TV have to offer. There are literally dozens more in this video supercut of comical references to a man’s favorite appendage. From Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life to Friends to Anchorman to The Golden Girls, pop culture’s best terms for Mr. Peeps are all in one place for your viewing pleasure.

THE HOTTEST LESBIAN KISS EVER

Generally, men seem to enjoy viewing women making out with each other. It’s one of the many delightful quirks of the male brain, but how far does that interest go? This comedy sketch, “The Hottest Lesbian Kiss Ever,”features a group of fraternity brothers getting way more than they wanted to see when they watch some girls making out on their frat’s couch. It’s a great example of logic (dudes like watching girls kiss, therefore they must enjoy watching when it gets even deeper than that) followed to an extremely absurd degree:

TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF CRAZY SEX FETISHES

Have you heard it all, seen it all and done it all? Do you know everything possible about sex? Is there no sexual act that shocks you? Take this video quiz that asks you if crazy sex fetishes are “real or fake.” What do you think: are there people out there getting fired up by licking eyeballs, the thought of hellfire and baked goods? Or are these examples of concocted turn-ons? Test yourself right here:

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