This Week in Sex: Twee Porno, the Penis Explained

By Playboy.com Staff

<p>We're rounding up the videos that made the sex news from the week that was. </p>


WES ANDERSON PORN?

The last 40 years have witnessed a staggering range of porno films parodying movies, TV shows and books. Sure, there are classics like Star Whores, The Sexorcist, Charlie’s Anals and the spoof of the James Bond film Octopussy (no one had to change the title to some clever sex-related pun for that one), but even die-hard adult film fans may be surprised by the breadth of porno parodies such as Golden Girls XXX, SpongeKnob SquareNuts, The Rob Ford Sex Tape and the sexy Shakespearean spoof A Midsummer Night’s Cream.

While it seems there’s an X-rated counterpart for every mainstream flick these days, the whimsical films of director Wes Anderson have never had a smutty satire, and perhaps never will. So comedy troupe Nacho Punch produced a sketch imagining what an Anderson porno movie would be like. Drawing on elements from The Grand Budapest Hotel, Moonrise Kingdom, The Royal Tenenbaums and other films from the director’s body of work, the video combines porn conventions like pizza delivery men, lonely waiting women and randy plumbers with Anderson’s handwritten notes, dollhouse-like sets, mannered line delivery and quaint esthetics.

WOMEN EXPLAIN THE PENIS

It’s become a bit of a cliché that men find women’s genitals mysterious and possibly confusing. We touched on this very topic by posting a video of men explaining, or at least trying to explain, the vagina last month on This Week in Sex. Given a medical model of the female genitalia, the guys tried to answer questions like “How do you stimulate a clitoris?”, “What is a cervix?” and “Where does pee come out of?” A few of the men got some answers right, but for the most part they didn’t do so hot (for the record, Playboy.com would like to remind everyone that urine does not come out of the vagina—that’s not how it works).

The penis and testicles are all out in the open, just hanging around, seemingly an enigma to no one. But how well do people, specifically women, know the details of guys’ intimates? Turning the tables on the “Explaining the Vagina” video is this sequel showing a group of women armed with an anatomical model of the penis and quizzed on how men’s bits work. The girls don’t fare much better than the guys did, but we do learn that an erection possibly feels like “a clitoris working really hard.” Also, in all fairness to the women, we weren’t quite sure about the location of the vas deferens either.

BROOKLYN DECKER NAKED THREESOME

If we put up a video of a “Leaked Brooklyn Decker Lesbian Threesome,” such a video would break the Internet and push our site even further to the top of the world’s most visited websites. We wish such a marvelous tape existed, and was in our possession, but instead we have this comedic take on the model having fun times while naked with two other beautiful actresses. Yes, it’s a bait and switch; it’s just a sketch lightly mocking the public’s lust for leaked sex tapes as well as Decker’s sexualized image.

The supermodel and actress is well-loved by her male fans for her Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret photo shoots, but in the last few years, Decker’s been focusing on her acting career. She’s currently a cast member for the new sitcom Friends with Better Lives, and it’s two of her sitcom costars, Zoe Lister-Jones and Majandra Delfino, who are the other lovely ladies composing the ménage à trois. Watch the video to see some famous people without their clothes on, hear Decker talk dirty and view her experience a little hypocrisy around sexuality.

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