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Sex Sells: Kate Upton
  • April 14, 2013 : 15:04
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Last week we covered Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr, the horniest hamburger conglomerate on the planet. Featured among the many hypersexualized stars to be seen scarfing down a slider (including our very own Sara Jean Underwood) was, of course, Kate Upton, the queen of selling whatever the fuck through sex.

Her boobs? They bounce. Her body is perhaps best described as curvaceous. She could sell ice to an Eskimo. She is the shining star (for the moment) in an oversaturated sexual marketplace, and we still can’t get enough. We have dedicated a ten-hour Youtube video to her bikini-clad catwalk appearances. That’s all it is. Ten hours of Kate Upton wearing next to nothing and doing little more than walking. All the while collecting a paycheck. That, my friends, is when you’ve made it.

So what has Kate Upton sold? Well, cheeseburgers of course (pssh! Who hasn’t!), but also swimwear…

…and Sports Illustrated:

…and SoBe:

…and Mercedes:

…and Guess Lingerie:

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