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Sex Sells: Everything in Your Bathroom Cabinet
  • November 24, 2013 : 23:11
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Sure, there are lots of advertisements using beautiful women and lascivious suggestions to sell everything from cars to beer. And we’re used to that, as a culture, and you’ve probably seen the best of such risqué commercials right here on our Sex Sells feature. But we also take particular delight in finding the greatest sexual innuendo–laden ads for products not usually considered to be inherently sexy.

Today we’re going into your bathroom cabinet and finding the hottest commercials for your shampoo, deodorant, body spray and other personal care items.

Funny, sexy, maybe a little bit disturbing, this commercial has everything you need to sell some tubes of toothpaste. I’ve never heard of Close-Up; apparently it’s a U.S. brand that’s dropped in popularity in the last few years, maybe because it caused too many orgies?

This is one of the notorious Herbal Essences commercials famous for featuring a woman having too much fun washing her hair in the shower and a naughty insinuation using the word “organic.” The ads ran for years, leading to a societal plague of disappointed housewives spending too much time in the shower.

We did an entire post about the raunchy ads of Axe Body Spray. Here’s one of their competitors trying to be a little racy in a slightly more mature fashion.

We played the guessing game “Cinemax late-night soft-core movie or toothpaste commercial?” with this clip and lost.

We don’t know what Ren is or what it does to our skin, but now we want it. All of it. Right now.

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