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The 38 Best Songs About Sex
  • March 25, 2013 : 16:03
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Jack Black is a master of the amorous science, and he offers this acoustic ballad as a tutorial to lesser men: Sometimes you have to woo your girl before you penetrate her. Don’t always fuck her hard, he says; occasionally you can fuck her gently. And after that courtliness? “And then I’m gonna love you completely/And then I’ll fuckin’ fuck you discreetly/And then I’ll fuckin’ bone you completely/But then I’m gonna fuck you hard.” Mrs. Jack Black is a lucky lady!

This Adult Video News Hall of Famer is unlikely to ever join the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but no gay-porn star has ever recorded a funnier or franker country song about butt-boning a straight guy.

Two girls have a sleepover that leads to explorations and gasping. Dad gets suspicious; the girls tell him nothing’s going on. They’re lying.

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read more: entertainment, sex, music, issue april 2013

2 comments

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    I loved this article in magazine form, and I loved it online so we could watch the videos. I know, I know, you will get a million people who say this, but let me be the first: You missed a great song for this countdown.A song I listened to a million times when I was a kid, totally shocked by the album cover of a naked woman in a spoon, and the naughtiness of this tune.... "All This Making Love" about a sex crazed momma by The Bee Gees off the album "Main Course." How could lines like, "I can't keep still, gonna make a will 'cuz I'm losing all my hair" not rate high enough to be here? Or, "I get pleasure and pain, it's a gravy train, it's a wonderland, it's a ride?" I just submit it for thought.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    buckcherry should be on here!
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