Ron Shirley (of Lizard Lick Towing fame) joins us for seven days of The Daily Lick, wherein he answers the varied questions sent to us by Playboy.com readers. Prepare to hear about anything and everything from spicing up your sex life to what to do when faced with an albino anaconda. Check back here daily to get the advice you need, bo'!
How do I create the perfect bedroom experience? Any signature moves?—George, Los Angeles, California
Everybody has a different idea about a perfect bedroom experience. I mean, for some folks it’s a bottle of beer and a NASCAR race, and for other folks, bo', it’s candlelight and cocktails. It depends on your definition. If you want to put one over the top, I’d say…the Superman Dive. Get the one you love all hot and bothered, spice things up…then go in the other room and strip down to nothing but a red cape. Then come running across the room and just dive into bed on top of her! One of two things is gonna happen: either you’re gonna land on her so hard she’s not gonna wanna do anything and won’t ask for nothin’ for a couple days…or she’s gonna think you’re the coolest, sexiest man in the world and Superman’s gonna have a good flight.