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Up In Smoke: Does Penis Size Matter
  • July 03, 2013 : 07:07
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Evidence abounds that sex rumors spread like wildfire when not carefully culled. Take for example the time-honored tall tale that masturbation will make you go blind: clearly the work of some overzealous puritans seeking to curb the sexual curiosity of young men straying too far from the church, but totally false. Yet today, that myth, along with some silly nonsense about hairy palms, still rings out in school yards across America.

We here at Playboy look to end all that and save you from having a Google search history loaded with altogether odd and off-the-wall questions. With the help of Miss April 2005 Courtney Culkin, Up in Smoke has embarked on a mission to categorically debunk a flurry of infamous sex myths. Today we’re tackling:

Why Is It Called “Blue Balls”?

The term blue balls most commonly arises when frat boys complain of a woman turning them on only to leave them in the lurch. But it is an actual medical condition which some studies say deserves further investigation. But Miss April 2005 recommends taking the matter into your own hands…

Does Penis Size Matter?

This is perhaps the ultimate sex myth, one that has been broken down, built up and generally made to be a bigger (pun intended) deal than it is. It turns out that a few simple catchphrases can really clear it all up: it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog. Or: it’s not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean.

Do Women Like Porn?

At some point, porn became a four-letter word for the fun police, a dirty little habit shared among men aged 13 to 65 and certainly not appealing to members of the opposite, fairer sex. But studies have shown that women are just as “into porn” and aroused by erotica as men. Men just happen to be more obnoxious about it.

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4 comments

  • Gorbachev55
    Gorbachev55
    Asking if penis size matters is, at a minimum, like asking if breast size matters. If a guy isn't turned on by your breasts, then yeah, it matters, even if mechanically the size of the breasts don't matter.
  • This was... enlightening
    This was... enlightening
    bahahaha
  • Frank Charlot
    Frank Charlot
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  • nyc girl
    nyc girl
    Not true. Size matters A LOT, both from visual stand point and functional standpoint. As a woman I never met one woman to disagree on that issue in private talks. Not true. In reality men are 95% of all porn consumers. It brainwashes their minds so much that they start to believe that what they see there is true: e.g. that all women love anal, threesomes etc, when the truth is that 95% don't.This article was written as a feel good piece for men, but the journalistic value is dim.
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