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Up in Smoke: World Porn Trends
  • December 04, 2013 : 23:12
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Have you ever looked around your Thanksgiving table and wondered to yourself, “I wonder how many people are watching porn while I’m sitting here passing the peas”? If so, you aren’t alone. One of the most popular porn sites has compiled a very comprehensive list of porn statistics from around the world broken down into major sports events, news stories, holidays and television shows. For example, during the opening of the London Olympic games in 2012, there was a significant decrease in traffic to the site, a whopping 27 percent, from Britain, whereas in America there was a two-percent traffic increase!

2012 Super Bowl

Super Bowl XLVI pitted the New York Giants against the New England Patriots, but there was more than football at stake that night. During the game there was a 22 percent drop in porn watchers, with a majority of those blackened screens, surprisingly, in Boston. I don’t blame New York; I’d rather have a good wank when tensions are high, too.

The Bachelorette Finale

You’d think that The Bachelorette would have increased porn viewership in America since the men would’ve had carte blanche in the computer room during the hour the show is on, but facts speak otherwise. Hopefully this proves that there are more women out there watching porn than we once thought!

Red Bull StratosSkydiver Felix Baumgartner’s Jump

This seems to be more proof that five percent of USA porn viewers are women. I guess jumping from space isn’t enough to take you women away from your girl-on-girl flicks, is it? Since there was a four-percent increase of porn viewers worldwide, we’re inclined to think so.

iPhone 5 Release Date

Wow, you guys really like your Apple iPhones! There were decreases to porn traffic across the world on the iPhone 5 release date, with Canadians surprisingly taking the lead with a decrease of nine percent. Those hosers always surprise us!

Obama Winning the 2008 Election

Can you watch porn and vote for your new president on the same day? Yes you can! Way to go, America; you got shit done November 4, 2008.

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