FORE!

I don't have to do much to turn a man on. That seems to happen without my trying -- I just take off my top. I love kissing, and I like it slooow. I start with a couple of pecks and then gradually begin to make out. Kissing is a dance, not a fight, and I get really turned on when a man pays attention to how I kiss him and then kisses me back the same way. Next, I love when he moves on to other areas of my body. Two of the most sensitive parts of my body are my neck and spine -- I love getting my back tickled. Paying attention to my entire body, not just my erogenous zones, proves you're a generous lover who cares about more than just getting yourself off. When a man explores my entire body, it tells me he cares. My philosophy is that you are with me to please me and I'm with you to please you. If you do it right the first time, I will keep coming back for more. But if you're selfish, you're going to have to find somebody else. How do you know if you're doing it right? Easy: Listen to the noises I make. That, and I'll grab your hands to keep you from moving on.

ON THE TABLE

I love simple things, like when a man opens the door for me or hands me the salt and pepper shakers so I don't have to reach across the table. It's great when a man makes eye contact with me and asks about my life rather than staring at my titties the whole time as he talks about himself. I'm put off by a guy who brags about how much money he makes. I know so many men who live in crappy one-bedroom apartments but buy a Mercedes and a Rolex on credit just to appear like a big man. If a man has to be fake, I'll assume he's compensating for other deficiencies, like being small in the pants.