ALL THE BUZZ

I love having sex after spending the day at the airport, and I can't get enough of vibrators. The last time I went to Puerto Rico I accidentally left mine in the hotel bed. I must have fallen asleep with it. When we got back home I rummaged through my luggage like crazy but couldn't find it. So I said, "I just need to go to the store really quickly," and I rushed to the sex shop in my flip-flops and nightie. I thought I'd be in and out really fast, but I couldn't find one I liked and got sidetracked. I started looking at sex toys for guys. I was looking at cock rings because I'd heard they're good, and I wanted one with a tickler on it but couldn't find the right one. I was a little frustrated at that point, so my boyfriend and I wound up watching a porno together.

REVENGE OF THE NERDS

My man's a brainiac. I think girls like guys who are nerds. With my boyfriend I've become open to a lot of new things that I never imagined I would be. Now I'm like, "What's your fantasy? I'll do it." As for contraception, I prefer a condom because it makes my boyfriend's penis smaller. He's got a kickstand, let me put it that way, though the condoms start to irritate me about the third time around.