I have never been with anyone who was uncircumcised until I met my new boyfriend, and it's amazing. The extra skin is like having an extra ridge there. When I have children, I won't have the boys circumcised, because I want their wives to be very happy. It's almost like he has a cock ring on. You know those condoms that have the big ridges on them? Well, that's what it's like. Besides, a dick is a dick. It just looks a little different. And my boyfriend's is the perfect size. You usually don't remember how big men's dick's are, but you remember the really small ones. Girth matters and size and length matter. Basically, I have to have a perfect dick. And now I've got the length and the girth and a bonus I didn't even know existed.
Sometimes he'll be watching television and I'll say, "Take your pants off." He'll just watch TV while I suck his dick. I suck on it because I want to, because it's mine. I always say, "Oh God, I never thought I would actually have my own dick."
I would never go down on a girl, but I have no problem having a girl go down on me. I'm selfish. Someone asked me recently if there was any girl with whom I would engage. They were throwing out names like Angelina Jolie, Melissa Etheridge. I wasn't interested. So they said, "Heidi, you're so heterosexual." But if you pick Melissa Etheridge to go down on you, you're really picking a dude.
On a scale from one to 10, it's a painful four. There's nothing erotic about it. I'm into nipple clamps, handcuffs, you name it, but believe me, there is nothing erotic about getting a tattoo.
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