WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR

I am open to threesomes. I would prefer for the other woman to be my friend instead of a stranger. With a stranger a threesome is just sex; with a friend it's more like lovemaking. And the next morning isn't quite so awkward.

SHE CAN THINK OF BETTER USES FOR HANDCUFFS

When my man and I take a stroll on the beach or eat in a restaurant, we look around and pick out the women we'd like to bring into our bedroom. Classy women turn me on. I don't like fake breasts and prefer brunettes to blondes because most blondes have dyed hair. Many women have issues with their bodies, but I am not self-conscious when I'm naked around men or in public. I don't dress to show off my body when I'm going out at night, but when I go to a beach I'll soak in the sun topless or completely nude. In Europe, where I'm from, that's totally normal. I've made love on the beach only once. We were sitting on the sand and didn't see anyone around, so we took off our clothes and went at it. I was worried the cops might show up. But you can't avoid trying new things just because the police might get mad.