A VIEW TO TELL

I used to work for a dating service, so I've heard thousands of first-date stories and have come up with some guidelines. Always put your best foot forward and dress appropriately. Don't discuss negative topics or say bad things about exes. As for location, a good first date would be to go out for drinks or dinner or do any kind of activity that lets you talk to and find out about each other. You can't talk at the movies or in a theater. Last, though I think you should avoid sex on the first date, I am a big proponent of kissing, because I know if you kiss well, you're going to be good in bed. I went out on a date once with a guy I was really hot for. We went to a romantic restaurant with a great view of L.A., and then in the car on the way back we started making out. He was such a gross kisser. After that it was like, "Oh, sorry. I'm busy."

TOY STORY

Sex toys are a woman's friend. Do you think I like latex better than a real man? Of course I don't. It's just that sex toys are more fun. A man who isn't afraid of them proves he is comfortable with himself and his sexuality. That's a huge turn-on. The fact of the matter is a huge percentage of women cannot come while having sex, and they have to use toys for extra stimulation. I like old men who are experienced enough to know this. When I hear a woman turn down a guy just because he's older than she is, I laugh. Older men are better than guys my own age.