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AH: I like stuff like Seymour Butts. I love that. Obviously, there's the whole porn-cheesy element. But I like the fact that it seems like it's real. There's this one where they went to Europe, and the girl's on a train, and she's, like, masturbating. I just thought that was awesome. Because you see the people walking by, so obviously he just took his video camera and videotaped her. Don't give me a story, just give me the porn. I don't need a plot. And now that porn's on DVD, it's so much better. Just the clarity. You just pop in the little disc, and you can fast-forward to the good parts without having to wait for the VCR to wind. Although it is kind of fun to watch porn on fast-forward. Then it's like, "OK, I didn't like this couple, let's get the next couple."
11. Have you had an embarrassing sexual moment on the scale of the guy getting caught violating a pie in American Pie?
AH: Not to that degree! That would probably send me to the nunnery -- getting caught by your father fucking a pie. That's pretty humiliating. I got caught, but it was by a [boyfriend's] friend, so it was no big deal. His friend had just broken up with his girlfriend, so he was all depressed. And not really wanting to see other people having sex. But that wasn't super embarrassing. But nothing really embarrassing. Oh-oh! Wait, no, that wasn't me. I don't know why I thought that was me. I've hit heads with people, and it hurt. But I actually knew somebody who broke a guy's nose during sex. She was just a little too happy. I think it was her pelvic bone.
12. We're glad you've avoided serious injury during sex. Finally, do you consider yourself good in bed?
AH: Wow. Well, I don't get complaints. But it's pretty tacky to be like, "Yeah, I'm such a great lover." Yeah. [Laughs] I definitely have a good time, and he does, too. My boyfriend and I are fabulous together. We've got it down. We've just got that extra spark in our skin, it just matches up perfectly. Our skin touching is amazing.
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