6. Where is the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

Dane Cook: I’m not too, too crazy when it comes to stuff like that. My girlfriend and I once did it in the bathroom of a Boston Market. Here’s the thing: The sex was good, and we also had a quarter chicken, white, with two sides, which was also delicious.

7. Do you prefer giving oral sex or receiving oral sex?

Cook: Both. But I’m more of a pleaser. I don’t really like things done to me unless I know the person I’m with is enjoying it.

8. How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?

Cook: Seventeen. It was on my seventeenth birthday. My first girlfriend crawled into my sleeping bag. We were out on the front porch of her house. Her parents were asleep. This is the gayest thing I’ll ever tell anybody, but I don’t care; it’s my moment. She got on top of me. I remember when, you know, "two first became one," I looked out the screen door and I looked up and the moon was full and I thought to myself, “I’m a man now. ”"

9. What music do you listen to during sex?

Cook: Do I have a special mix CD that I put on? That starts off with Barry White and ends up with a Limp Bizkit remix of fucking “Sanitarium”? No. I like ’70s music if I had to pick something. If she can sing, I love a girl to sing during sex. I don’t mean opera. You don’t have to do a concerto. Just a little ditty.

10. You joke about being cheated on. What’s the best way to get over that?

Cook: Take sex tapes you have with that person and put them on the Internet. But with Pop Up Video-type things and those little dancing arrows that are all Bedazzled, pointing at cellulite and stuff like that. That would certainly be a revenge-sweet moment, if I may say so.

11. You wore a prominent leather wristband during your Vicious Circle tour. Do the ladies like you to keep that on during sex?

Cook: I think girls like chains and jewelry and stuff during sex. Except when you’re on top and, like, a crucifix is smashing into her eye. I don’t think anybody wants to be on the receiving end of Jesus’s foot swinging into their retina.

12. What’s better than sex?

Cook: Skiing; it kind of gives you that same wind-in-your-face effervescence. A really hearty meal. You know what’s really better than sex? A really good kiss. A really nice, unexpected kiss is better than any kind of sex. I’m more of a romantic.

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