DN: A girlfriend and I once broke into my old kindergarten classroom after dark and had sex on my teacher's desk.

6. Ever sleep with a groupie?

DN: I had sex with a fan once, and let me tell you...boy, was my penis sore.

7. Ever slept with more than one woman in a day?

DN: I have to plead the fifth on that one.

8. Do alcohol or drugs enhance sex?

DN: They may loosen things up a bit, but they have never enhanced an experience of mine. They've just made it impossible to remember while masturbating.

9. What's the funniest thing you've heard in bed?

DN: One time Carmen actually uttered, "That's what I'm talkin' about!"

10. Ever get it on with an older woman?

DN: Of course. I also have a fantasy about the older, rich, bored, tennis-playing Beverly Hills housewife who simply wants a little sex slave to dress up and boss around and have pick up her laundry and wash her cars and satisfy her sexual needs.

11. Have you ever had a wild experience at a strip club?

DN: It kind of sucks because since I'm in a relationship with Carmen, I don't go unless I'm with her, and when we do go, all the strippers are all over her. I've just gotten used to saying, "You guys OK? Need anything? Drinks? Anyone? Hello?"

12. Are you well endowed?

DN: Well, there are a lot of factors to consider. Lighting, angle, depth of field, temperature, time of year, etc. To put it simply, I've never had any complaints. At least, not to my face. I'm comfortable with that.

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