3. Are you ever aroused by your alluring Just Shoot Me co-star Laura San Giacomo?
DS: I'm never not aroused. We have to CGI my wiener out. We have the guy who did Jurassic Park take care of that. We have to make it look like I'm not excited. If I see her boobs she's somewhere nearby. She lets us do boob jokes every four shows. She says, "It's that time already?" I say, "Oh yeah!"
4. Are you a breast, leg or ass man?
DS: I would say that all three make me happy.
5. As for breasts, do you favor real or enhanced?
DS: I'll take real-looking fake or fake-looking real.
6. Wendie Malick, who plays the hot former model on Just Shoot Me, is 50 and is still very appealing. Have you ever had sex with an older woman?
DS: No. But I had to kiss Wendie last year. She's sexier to me now at 50. I don't know why. She's so cute on our show and she's so slutty. I think I like that. It was hard since I had to kiss her sideways on a table. I'm like, 'Baby, get me in the right way, and I'm a better kisser.'
7. You also kissed Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. How stimulating was that?
DS: That made me nervous. Rebecca and I are friends so I didn't want it to seem like, "Oh, he's trying to weez." She's a friend but of course the wiener doesn't know if she's a friend. It just knows she's hot and it goes up.
8. When did you lose your virginity, and what were the circumstances?
DS: I was 17, and it was at a party in high school. It went well. She was awake through most of it.
9. What celebrity would you like to have sex with?
DS: I have the list in my car. It's too long. I had to put it in my trunk.
10. How do you seduce a woman?
DS: I have my friend go over and say, "That guy is famous."
11. Do you prefer music during sex?
DS: I usually do a little karaoke during it.
12. What's better than sex?
DS: I don't think there is anything better. If there is, could you point me toward it?
