3. Where is the most unusual place you ever had sex?
HF: A stall at the Los Angeles equestrian center, at one of those polo matches, when polo was big. I was with the boy I lost my virginity to, and we went to one of the stalls, and we had sex. I had an allergic reaction to hay, so we had to go get some Allerest.
4. Were you ever into one-night stands?
HF: Oh, yeah. I was too busy for a relationship. In fact, I used to have a 1-800 taxi number right on my bedstand. That was back in my wild days. When Victoria would tell me a guy was coming over, I would go, "Make sure they know never to call back." I would help her out just as much. In our old house, we had these huge marble bedrooms with secret connecting closets. She would run in and tell me, "Get him out of there!" or "Go in, he's great!"
5. We know you as the Hollywood Madam. But did you ever turn tricks?
HF: Once I was a madam, I did not get involved in that. But when I first got involved, I got down in the trenches to see what it's all about.
6. What was the kinkiest request you ever got while turning tricks?
HF: It wasn't really kinky, but the madam sent me to a rich husband and wife. The guy turned out to be a cop. His girlfriend showed up. The guy was gorgeous -- he looked like Magnum P.I. But his girlfriend smelled like cigarettes and Aqua Net hairspray. And she was all over me. As soon as I put my hand in her pants, it was all wet, and I got grossed out and I couldn't do it. I got put off. It just wasn't my deal.
7. You were in a prison camp and then a regular prison. What was sex like behind bars?
HF: In the prison camp, I thought, "I'm here, this is what it's like, I'm just gonna select one and ride it out." So I chose a woman that looked like a surfer boy who was a TWA mechanic. It was sexual, but I wouldn't touch her. I never even saw her disrobe. It was at a camp, so you had to lock yourself in a closet. She would be on her hands and knees. It was good sex. She knew what she was doing. She was the butch one -- she washed my clothes, massaged my feet at night. It was great. At the big prison, I hooked up with probably the best girl I ever met in my life. She taught me about life. She's in there for 20 years for drug dealing. She looked just like Jennifer Lopez. We were bonded by love because of the environment, but it wasn't sexual.
