8. In your 20s, how wild did your sex life get?
HF: When I was a madam, I didn't have time for a boyfriend. I lived with Victoria, and I would say I was rather promiscuous. We lived in a house in Beverly Hills and we had our own nightclub, so it was like, "Do you want a blond or brunet guy tonight?" It was just with guys, though. I never was into women, until after prison.
9. So you've had relationships outside of prison with women?
HF: I had a fling with a woman. Did you ever see that movie American Me? It's about a man who goes to prison for a long time, and he's in love with a woman. But when he gets out, he can only have anal sex with her, and it's because of the prison in him. I was so institutionalized when I got out, and all of a sudden, I started having a fling with a woman. It really threw me off, and it ended. It was only because of prison, because I'm not gay. I'm very heterosexual. It was a prison flashback.
10. Does size matter?
HF: Not at all. Dollars matter. There's too many wealthy men out there to go out with a man who can't pay your utilities or buy you a car. I believe men need more money, because we need diamonds, cars, houses, clothes. We need all that. For any guy, I guarantee you, if some chick is giving you head, whether it's $300 or $3000 on the nightstand, you're gonna get a better blow job. Money matters.
11. Would you say that you're good in bed?
HF: No. I'm horrible. Boring. If I knew why, I'd do something about it. No, I'm terrible.
12. Do you talk dirty in bed?
HF: Oh, I'm a big talker. I'm a dirty talker. I'm a chatterbox. But guys have to be able to tell that when you're talking during sex, that isn't real. It's all fantasy world. [To Tom Sizemore, who's in the room:] Do I talk during sex?
Tom Sizemore: I will say, her soliloquies, when she's alone onstage with her attendant lord -- that would be me -- she's like Presley on his comeback concert in Vegas. She's hitting all the notes. She knows what to say. It could be anything from, "One day we're gonna have a baby" type of thing, to, "Ten really knockout new hookers are over at the house." [Laughs] It goes from the very sanctified idea of how one gets pregnant, to a kind of trashy, 10 fine-ass fun hookers who are here to do a job. I'm the luckiest guy I know. She's truly the most fascinating and lovely woman I've ever met.
HF: The freak. [Laughs] So, did I answer 12?
