By Rob. Walton
What's better than being a rock star or a movie star? Try being both. As frontman for the band Tenacious D, Jack Black commanded the fawning attention of nubile groupies who swooned along to every word of such timeless classics as Fuck Her Gently. In School of Rock the rock god melted chilly Joan Cusack; in King Kong he went native with Naomi Watts; and in Shallow Hal he swapped spit with that A-list Hollywood hottie Gwyneth Paltrow. More recently, he rustled the frocks of Penelope Cruz look-alike Ana de la Reguera in Nacho Libre.
It goes without saying that the scene-stealer from Orange County and High Fidelity could basically have his pick of bedmates. But if you think he actually does get it on Marvin Gaye-style with his adoring female fans, you don't know Jack. He's married to cellist Tanya Haden, and has a brand new son. Let's hope that doesn't mean Black's been totally domesticated. When Playboy.com caught up with him, we lobbed some candid questions, and he cut loose about cock push-ups, straight-on blow jobs and giving himself a Something About Mary-style facial.
1.In Shallow Hal, your character was blinded by a 300-pound woman's inner beauty. What's sexy about big women?
Jack Black: It feels better when they're on top of you. I like a good amount of pressure on top. I like a good, thick ass to squeeze. There's more cushion for the pushin'.
They try harder.
Usually, there's some bonus big boobs.
2. You're a rock-god music savant, so what kind of music do you listen to during sex?
JB: I'm not one of those who like music playing when I make love. When I lost my virginity, I played Comfortably Numb from Pink Floyd The Wall, and that just soured the whole music-while-boning experience for me. "Music to bone to"...I don't do that.
3. How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
