JL: It's like the old Rodney Dangerfield line: "I'm an ass man, I guess, because everywhere I go people say 'You're an ass, man.'" I may talk about the puppies, but a girl's butt is my favorite. I'm a sucker for a pretty face, too.

5. What's the sexiest match you've ever presided over?

JL: Once I got to referee a lingerie pillow fight match between [Divas] Terri Runnells and Stacy Keibler. They brought down a bed and set it up in the middle of the ring and put all of these pillows and stuffed animals on it. Then they brought these two beautiful Divas down in lingerie, and they just went at each other. Of course, the feathers were flying, the lingerie was flying, and I was right there on the bed with them...it was one of the greatest experiences of my life.

6. Ever worn your crown in the sack?

JL: To be honest, it's been talked about, but I've never actually done it. Instead of wearing the crown, I just wield the royal scepter.

7. Has a woman ever asked you to pin her in bed?

JL: Well, as a matter of fact, yes, that has happened on occasion. I've bodyslammed girls on the bed. Yeah, I've had some pretty tough matches in the sack. Sometimes women pin me, too. In fact, some of the matches have been fixed -- I've let the girls win.

8. Your signature move in the ring is the piledriver. Do you have a signature move in bed?

JL: When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.

9. Ever gotten intimate with a WWE groupie?

JL: That's a wonderful thing about wrestling. I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so. When we were finished and getting our clothes on, I could hear some people talking outside the door. She peeked outside and saw 25 people standing there! I came to find out that when I checked in, the manager of the hotel recognized me and called the local radio station, and I had a crowd of fans waiting for me to sign autographs.

10. Which celebrity would you pin if you could?

JL: Sarah Michelle Gellar. When I saw the movie Cruel Intentions, I thought it would be the greatest thing in the world to get intimate with her. Her character in that movie is so erotic, so bad, so evil. So bad it would be good. Oh my god.

11. Gotten any compliments in bed?

JL: The greatest thing a woman's ever said to me was, "They don't call you the King for nothing."

12. Is there anything better than sex?

JL: Absolutely nothing in the world.

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