4. Have you ever said anything embarrassing during sex?
JK: Normally I try to keep my mouth shut, because I always say something stupid. But one time my wife and I were having sex doggy style, for lack of a classier term. I finished, and while I was catching my breath I said, "How did it come to this?" She replied with annoyance. When you're married that long, there's no interest left whatsoever.
5. On a recent episode of The Man Show, you made fun of co-host Adam Carolla's penis size. Are you a well-endowed man?
JK: To be totally honest, I have a 19-inch cock. But please, please don't publish that. I don't want people to know. I actually have a 28-inch waist. I just have my penis wrapped around my stomach a few times.
6. Do you have any nicknames for your dick?
JK: No, I don't. And I think there's something wrong with people who have nicknames for their penis. And even more is wrong with people whose wives have nicknames for their penis. The only thing a girl's ever called my dick is woefully inadequate. Or sometimes just W.I., for short.
7. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
JK: Receiving. There's no question. But I don't shove her head down like I'm teaching her to swim. I don't even remember what I used to do, it's been so long since I got a blow job. I think my last one was in the back seat of a Model T in a parking lot in Vegas.
