8. What's your favorite part of the female anatomy?
JK: I'm gonna have to go with the vagina. If I was on a desert island and could only have one part, I'd keep the vagina in my Coleman cooler.
9. Do you talk dirty while making love?
JK: I like to hear it, but it's just ridiculous when it's from me. For me, talking dirty is like, "I forgot to wipe." Those are the kinds of things that will come out.
10. Have you ever had sex with a Juggy girl?
JK: No, but I do get off watching the Juggy girls bouncing up and down on trampolines on our show. One time I was watching The Man Show and masturbating to the Juggy girls on trampolines. Eventually I stopped paying attention to the TV because I was kind of into myself. My wife walked in on me, but by then the Juggy bit was over, and something Adam was doing came on the screen. So my wife walks in, and I'm masturbating, and Adam's on the TV. It didn't look good.
11. Is there a celebrity you'd like to have sex with?
JK: Yes. All of them. But if I had to choose...the Hee Haw twins. I know they're probably in their 60s, but I'm sure they look great.
12. How would you rate your sexual prowess, on a scale from one to 10.
JK: I would definitely give myself a 10. But this is mainly masturbating I'm talking about. When I actually have to get with a woman.... I don't know how to answer that question. All I know is that I leave my wife disinterested and unsatisfied on a consistent basis.
