By Sam Jemielity
Asking a former pro wrestler invasive personal questions constitutes an "extreme sport." It's an unwise decision to offend someone who knows 20 different ways to throw a grown man out of a wrestling ring. But buff beauty Joanie Laurer, 31, who portrayed the wildly popular WWF wrestler Chyna, has moved on from the squared circle. She's set up her own website, bodybyjoanie.com, posed for a second Playboy pictorial and is negotiating a TV series deal. Would she risk all that to pound the snot out of a nosy reporter? Throwing caution to the wind, we risked getting body-slammed to the mat by putting our Dirty Dozen to the Warrior Princess. Luckily, it was Joanie's candor -- and not her sleeper hold -- that floored us.
1. When did you lose your virginity?
Joanie Laurer: I was 16 and in love. The experience was horrible and it hurt. If I could take it back, I would have waited. I wanted to be cool, and liked, so even though I was in love and with a steady boyfriend, I had sex under pressure and I don't think it was the right time.
2. Where was the weirdest place you've had sex?
JL: I had sex with my first boyfriend in the back of his car under a blanket. Oh yeah, and his parents were driving at the time. They didn't have a clue what was going on!
3. Which celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
JL: Most celebrities I wouldn't have sex with at all, because I think many celebs are very selfish and have big egos. However, I think Dolph Lundgren is a big hunk, and I also think Val Kilmer and Keanu Reeves are handsome guys. I wouldn't just have sex with them. I would at least wait until the second date -- after dinner! [Laughs]
4. Any favorite music for setting the mood?
JL: I love to listen to soft romantic music. Classical is my favorite. I am particularly fond of the Chopin Nocturnes. Although I still have the Luke and Laura fantasy from General Hospital, and I wouldn't mind role-playing the disco sex scene they had many years ago. Remember that Herb Alpert song?
5. Um, no.... So, are you a member of the mile high club?
JL: I gave my ex a blow job in the bathroom once on an airplane. I was trying to turn him on and be all sexy and adventurous! Sorry fellas, but that was one of the stupidest, most overrated things of all time! Next time I'll skip the blow job and ask for an extra bag of peanuts.
6. Does size matter?
JL: Size matters if you're talking about an extreme difference, either extra extra large, or extra extra small. Women are many different sizes as well, so I think it matters for both sexes. I tend to like the good old average American size. God bless America!
