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"I like to fuck to Christmas music like 'Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer' and 'Frosty the Snowman.'"
 


6. Ever had sex in an airplane?

Karrine Steffans: I never understood sex in a public plane. A private plane is the best, because you can move around and you're not stuck in the bathroom. I don't want to have sex in a nasty urinal! I want to have sex on the floor of the plane and in the seats and right up against the pilot's door. I want to explore the plane and not be stuck in the piss part of the plane!

7. What music do you listen to during sex?

Steffans: I like to fuck to a lot of 80's power ballad stuff -- the big-hair band stuff. The song "Patience" by Guns 'n' Roses is amazing to fuck to. I have only played that song for one person. "Patience" is good for that tantric kind of sex -- a very slow, very erotic build-up to the big climax. I have 20,000 songs in my iPod and each person has their own play list. My big thing is during Christmas. I like to fuck to Christmas music like "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" and "Frosty the Snowman."

8. What's your favorite part of the male anatomy?

Steffans: [laughs] The No Fly-Zone -- that strip of land right between a man's balls and his asshole. When you're first exploring a guy, you never know if it's okay to go there. Some guys will say, "Don't even try it." They take it as a test of their masculinity. But if you can get a guy to allow you to fly through his no-fly zone, that's when you know you have him. You're taking him to that point of no return. He's not gonna do this with everyone. He trusts you. I must say this once a day: "I might lead with my tongue, but I follow with my finger and if you let me go there, I'll take you there and you'll love me forever."

9. What's the most orgasms you ever had in a 24-hour period?

Steffans: I can have an orgasm once every minute. But my orgasms depend on how long he can keep going. If he can fuck for two hours, then I'll have one a minute, and in the middle of sex I'll have "doubles" or "triples," depending on what else is going on. However long he can go, I can go. I am always dehydrated -- that's why I drink Smart Water. Smart Water is great for sex [laughs].

10. Any nicknames for your vagina?

Steffans: No. I love the word "pussy." There is something so "Sex in the City" about it. "Pussy" is so unapologetic, without being disgusting. It's so old-fashioned. Even James Bond had a girl name Pussy! Pussy is a sexy, sexy word. I don't need nickname for it.

11. What's better than sex?

Steffans: Money. Money brings power. Power brings you respect. I work driven by my finances, my son's education, all the things that I have to buy. Money allows me to take care of my grandmother. Money allows me to do so many things. Sex is like a treat for all the hard work I've done.

12. Do you have a rating system for your sex partners?

Steffans: Yes, I have this eraser board with markers in my office that rate my lovers. Every week I update it. It's rated from 1 through 5. Number 1 gets everything he wants from me. If he calls and says, "Meet me in Toledo," I am going to fly to Toledo and make sure he gets what he needs! (laughs) Number one can call my house day or night. He has my "Bat-phone number" that nobody else has that he can call 24-7. My number two guy, he's a close runner-up. We don't talk all the time, but he is allowed to call my phone and come to my house. I may not fly for him. Numbers 3, 4, and 5 never get to call my house. They can only text-message me, and not past my bed time at 8 or 9 p.m. They're there in that "friend" category that guys hate, and they are always asking me how they can move up the charts to number one. Right now I have been fucking with my number one and two for the past six months -- it's hard to beat those guys.

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