By Blair R. Fischer
Did any man ever get in shape while scrutinizing ESPN2's Kiana's Flex Appeal? Doubtful. Contrary to rationalizations lobbed by horny men at their not-amused girlfriends, no male earned six-pack abs and a V-taper sprawled out on a couch watching gorgeous fitness trainer Kiana Tom work her pecs. Guys just don't get rock-hard that way -- well, their muscles don't.
The former host of Kiana's Flex Appeal, recipient of the coveted U.S. Sports Academy Eisenhower Award and co-star of Universal Soldier: The Return, is the perfect combination of athleticism, femininity and sexuality.
Therefore, it made perfect sense for Kiana to showcase her impeccably toned bod -- sans that annoying bikini -- for Playboy. After the shoot, the majestic Maui native agreed to snap off 12 titillating reps by answering Playboy.com's Dirty Dozen sex questions. It's gonna make you sweat.
1. How did you lose your virginity?
Kiana Tom: It was on my 16th birthday. We drank Dom Pérignon out of Styrofoam cups. It lasted about 45 seconds -- foreplay included. That's all I remember. I'm so glad it's over. [Laughs]
2. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
KT: Definitely Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. It's a running joke in our house. I have a lot of his photos and I've met him a few times. My husband said to me, "He better not show up in Hawaii when we get married." So we're lying on the beach and -- I'm not kidding you -- for some reason I woke up, turned over and I'm staring at this guy walking down the beach. I go, "Oh look, honey, there's Steven Tyler and Joe Perry." It was them, seriously.
3. What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex?
KT: On the hood of a car. It was New Year's Eve on a dare, and we were on the top of this hill overlooking the city. We had too much to drink and he said, "Let's do something that we'll never forget." The only thing was my boyfriend at the time was really upset because it was his new sports car and we scratched his hood. Deal with it!
4. What music do you listen to during sex?
KT: It depends on my mood. Sometimes I like really loud rap or rock 'n' roll. Sometimes I like Enigma.
