LL: I've always had a fantasy of getting it on with Kate Bush when she was younger. Imagine the sounds she would make and how every hair on your body would raise if she whispered in your ear. I think Sade is really sexy, too. I don't think I could even touch her though. She's so mystical and untouchable looking. It's a cold sexy. You know what I mean? I bet Avril Lavigne is really cute naked. Come on, admit it, Sk8er Boi!

7. You know Ringo Starr. Is it weird to have sex now when a Beatles song comes on?

LL: I don't listen to the Beatles when having sex. Listening to the Beatles is like your ears having sex. I really like to listen to Portishead or Jeff Buckley.

8. Tell us about your funniest moment in bed.

LL: I had sex for a really long time with this girl and in the morning, afterwards, I got up to get us a glass of water. When I stood up my legs were completely rubber and had nothing in them and I just fell over on the floor. It was super funny and we couldn't stop laughing. It was like a stupid Jim Carrey gag or something, but it was totally real. I was Rubber Legs McGee.

9. What's your least favorite sexual act?

LL: I can't believe anal sex. I'm not into that. That's where poop comes out. That's in through the out door business.

10. What sex toy do you recommend every man and woman should buy?

LL: The Kareem Abdul-Jabar Finger Buddy 5000.

11. Are you well endowed?

LL: The funniest thing is that I'm pretty good in that department. For being a small, skinny guy, I lucked out. They say it's a skinny Irish guy thing. I know it's an okay size because every single girlfriend I've ever had has been surprised the first time they saw it...in a good way. They're also surprised because I have six testicles and a serpent tongue that comes of out of it. So that's, like, bonus.

12. Is there anything better than sex?

LL: More sex.

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