6. Do you still masturbate?
MM: I'll admit that I do every once in a while when Dita goes out of town. I have a bad habit of switching on Spectravision and getting caught in between scenes. Then I have to order another movie and toggle between the two to find the right spot to get things going. It's usually about 4 a.m. when I'm drunk. But I'm far too lazy to masturbate now. I'd just rather get drunk and fall asleep.
7. Are you a fan of anal sex?
MM: I'm a fan of delivering it but I don't find myself ever wanting to receive it.
8. Have you ever had a threesome?
MM: I did have a bit of a threesome that got me punched in the mouth so I don't think I'll ever go back and do it again. There were actually four people involved. I think that maybe someone got more attention than somebody else and I got socked in the jaw.
9. Do you prefer giving or receiving?
MM: I prefer giving. I don't know why. I think it's a conversation I had a long time ago with the founder of Church of Satan, Anton LaVey, who is also a big fan of old-fashioned pornography and old-fashioned burlesque. And the conversation was about the fact that it's often more satisfying to satisfy a woman than to be satisfied by a woman, for whatever reason.
10. Have you ever used drugs to enhance your sexual experience?
MM: Well, I'm generally on drugs so I don't know if it enhances or doesn't enhance [sexual experiences]. But if you include alcohol, there's always something involved. I found that once a long time ago I took acid and had sex and felt like I was riding on top of a big whale. It scared me and I don't ever wanna do it again.
11. Do you like to talk dirty?
MM: I generally don't because I think my strict upbringing branded me into not doing that, but lately I've developed some sort of dirty talking, almost Tourette's syndrome, where I'll burst out with filthy things to whisper at inappropriate times into Dita's ear.
12. How do you feel about one-night stands?
MM: I think it's OK. It's kinda like jacking off. Before I got too lazy to jack off, I'd prefer to jack off than to have a one-night stand because one-night stands often carry more baggage than just the one night that they advertise.
