Randy rapper Ol' Dirty Bastard of the Wu-Tang Clan sired a baker's dozen offspring between 1986 and 2003. According to a recent profile in Blender, that's "an average of one child per year, interrupted only by jail terms." And since ODB was recently released after a two-year-plus stint in the pen, you have to think he's itching to make up for lost time. During breaks in the action on the set of his Playboy.com Celebrity Guest Photographer shoot, we quizzed the man who now calls himself Dirt McGirt about everything from his prowess in the sack to paying for sex.

1. What music do you like to have sex to?

Ol' Dirty Bastard: Anything slow and nasty. I can make it to my music because it's drastic enough.

2. Are you good in bed?

ODB: I'm good and crazy. I like it crazy, whatever twists and turns, all that shit, whatever.

3. How did you lose your virginity?

ODB: Oh, shit. This girl I knew, she just freaked me out and I just lost my virginity like that [snaps his fingers]. I didn't last very long. I was like 15. It was at my folks' house. They didn't catch me. I did it slippery and slick.

4. Have you ever paid for sex?

ODB: Uh, yeah, I paid for it before. It's good when you pay for it and then sometimes it's not as good. I ain't paid for it in a long time, you know, bein' who I am, you know.

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