P: I want to bag all of Charlie's Angels, old and new.

6. Is there a celebrity whose sex appeal, in your opinion, is underrated?

P: Moe from The Simpsons.

7. Can you tell us about your panty-sniffing experience with Boy George?

P: I met him in a club. He came up to me and said, "Fuck the Pain Away." I happened to be wearing a skirt with my "Fuck the Pain Away" thong undies. When he said that, I took them off and gave them to him. He sniffed them and shoved them down his pants.

8. How often do you masturbate?

P: I'm masturbating right now.

9. What's the best country to get laid in?

P: The best "cuntry" is Portugal because there are so many beaches.

10. If you directed a porno, what would it be like?

P: Mainstream porn is numbing. My film would be like a John Waters scratch 'n’ sniff-style flick -- in 3D.

11. Ever slept with a groupie?

P: I don't fuck and tell.

12. Tell us about your most incredible sexual experience.

P: I'm having the most incredible sex right now. Have to go, sorry.

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