By Blair R. Fischer
How many lurid sexual yarns could über-bad boy Tommy Lee possibly spin that weren't spun in the ultra-crass Motley Crue biography, The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Band? Um, lots. No need to worry that the well-endowed former drummer of the Crue would be fresh out of tall tales of sexual conquest. We just wish we could ask more questions.
Before the release of his first proper solo album, Never a Dull Moment, we caught up with Lee in Los Angeles, where he opened up to us about getting laid on sacred ground, mile-high sex with Pam Anderson and five-porn-star fellatio.
1. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Tommy Lee: I was 13 years old. It was the girl next door, and I got busted by my sister. My sister walked in and saw me fucking [my neighbor] on the floor in the garage, where I used to have this little drum room. She just freaked. And because it was her best friend, she told my parents. Fuck, it was all bad, dude. All-bad first experience.
2. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
TL: I think Charlize Theron is so fucking hot. I'm totally anti-blonde these days, so for me to say that....
3. Where's the most unusual place you've ever had sex?
4. How many times have you had sex on an airplane?
TL: Often. One time in particular was pretty good. It was actually with Pamela. We thought we were being so fucking sly, dude. Like there's no way we're gonna get busted. We're fucking around under the blanket together. All of the sudden we're like, "Let's go. You go in first and I'll wait a couple minutes." We pull that off, right. We're in the bathroom fucking going crazy. All of the sudden, I go, "OK, let me go out first and you come out a few minutes later." I go to the seat, bro, and there's a fucking bottle of champagne sitting there and two little wings. Like, "Congratulations, you've been busted."
5. Do you still masturbate?
TL: Ah, yeah, sure.
