TB: Being a little creep when I was a kid, I liked Nicole Eggert from Charles in Charge. I thought she was hot.

6. What's the most unusual place you've had sex?

TB: Back in the day, me and my girlfriend at the time had sex during class right outside of a classroom, covered up by a big puffy coat. People could see us kissing, but they didn't know we were having sex.

7. Do you have a nickname for your penis?

TB: His name is Clarence. I used to tell people I just met that my name was Clarence, as a joke, but secretly I named my penis that a long time ago.

8. Have you ever had a threesome?

TB: Yes, a couple times. Usually, the way I like it to work is two women and myself, but it has happened where there's another man, but I didn't fuck with the other man. It wasn't like that. My boy and this girl were getting down and I ended up walking in the room. The girl grabbed me and it was just on.

9. What's your favorite part of the female anatomy?

TB: I love the buttocks. I don't like skinny girls that look like they have 11-year-old boys' bodies. I like a woman who has curves, who has a body, old-school style. I love that. An ass has to be shaped. It's no fun if it don't jiggle.

10. Have you ever used drugs to enhance your sexual experience?

TB: I've smoked marijuana while making love and ecstasy and obviously alcohol. I have a good time sober or intoxicated. Both are good for me. I love them both. But I've never fucked with Viagra or nothing like that.

11. Are you into one-night stands?

TB: I was a firm believer in one-night stands up until about three years ago. I wanted to sleep with a girl and I never wanted to sleep with her again. I want to experience something, and I don't want to backtrack or repeat myself. I just want to move on. That was a problem because even if I liked a girl in a relationship, I'd be over it, but I got over that a couple of years ago.

12. Are you good in bed?

TB: That's so weird. Would I want to make love to me? Yes, I would love to make love to me. If I could make love to me I would. That's weird, because guys are pigs; they probably think they're the shit, but they're not. You have to ask Shanna.

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Photo: Shanna Moakler