By Blair R. Fischer
"Yo, it rocks to be a fuckin' rapper, man!" multiplatinum gangsta MC Xzibit shouted during his Dirty Dozen interview. It's also a blast hosting the popular MTV show Pimp My Ride, where he serves as the patron saint of cars seemingly beyond repair. But, when it comes to going under the hood, Xzibit doesn't forget his gangsta roots.
Thrilled about his role as a Playboy.com celebrity photographer, Xzibit took a short break from snapping nude shots of April 2002 Cyber Girl of the Month Carolee Bass to reminisce about his scandalous sex life. In any case, it does rock to be a fuckin' rapper -- and a fucking rapper, as you're about to read. Stealing Xzibit away from gorgeous Carolee, Playboy.com got the 411 on X's rough first time, sex-scandal prevention and the sexual discretion of the Jedi.
1. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Xzibit: I was 14 years old and I was in my dad's bedroom. I was living in his apartment. There was this girl named Selena. And she took it from me viciously. It was roughest three minutes of my life. She never seen it coming. [Laughs]
2. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
X: Paulina. [To a friend in the room] That's who I wanna hit? Paulina the pop star? Paulina Rubio. Yeah! I wanna choke her, spank her and pull her hair. [Laughs]
3. What's the most unusual place you've had sex?
X: On an airplane. A very long flight to Europe. [Mad laughter] It was no rush.
4. What's your wildest story of having sex with a groupie or a fan?
X: I could attest that to my homeboy, Big Reese. He happens to be here right now. On the release date of Forty Dayz & Forty Nightz [August 25, 1998], I jumped into a limo and was taken on a journey I've never been taken on before. Reese blessed me with a two-piece with a biscuit. A two-piece with two biscuits. [Laughs]
