The game should be quick. Any player caught stalling must remove a piece of clothing.

Female players should outnumber the males. Try for at least two-to-one.

Everyone playing should want to play. Everyone else should leave.

Once the game has begun, no player can quit until it's finished.

Each piece of jewelry counts as one item. A pair of shoes counts as one item. The same goes for socks.

In a showdown (i.e., when players reveal their cards), everyone with a losing hand must remove an article of clothing.

If a hand ends without a showdown, the winning player designates another player to remove an article of clothing.

Once a piece of clothing comes off, it stays off.

Cheating is allowed but only by certain people (i.e., you).