Johnny Walkers
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU should never drink and drive, but no one said anything about walking. The Dram sandal from Reef ($45, spydersurf.com) has a three-ounce microflask in each heel, so you can pack your favorite hooch along wherever you roam, open-container laws and stadium pat-downs be damned. Mix with some cola and you'll hardly notice the taste of sidewalk detritus. Just don't tell the girl next to you at the show that she's drinking something that came out of your shoe.