Even as a wee lad, pro wrestling badass Triple H showed a talent for kicking ass. "I was in the second grade," recalls Triple H, a.k.a. Hunter Hearst Helmsley. "A kid took my truck, and I went to take it back, and he hit me. I went over to the teacher, crying, and she said, 'Well, hit him back.' So I went over and kicked the shit out of him."

It was an auspicious start for a guy who makes a living taking on all comers in the ring -- including the occasional psychotic amateur. A few years back, during a bout in Germany, a clearly deranged fan climbed into the ring. "I grabbed the guy and beat the hell out of him," Triple H recalls. "I didn't get sued for it, either. Security beat him up more and took him to jail. That's the beauty of Germany."

The only person who can hurt Triple H seems to be, well, himself. In a bout in May 2001, he took an awkward step and tore his quadricep muscle from the bone -- and he still finished the match. It took a grueling eight-month rehab before Triple H could return to the ring. Ever the showman, Triple H let the cameras roll during his recovery, which is chronicled in the new DVD, Triple H: The Game. Now back on top of the WWE, Triple H took a moment to give his top tips on the game of kicking butt.

Take the guy out early.
He who hesitates gets his ass kicked. "If you think there's going to be a fight, strike first, strike fast and take him out," Triple H says. "Always assume that if the guy gets up, you aren't going to get off another shot."

Don't think Hollywood.
Leave the old turn-away-and-then-punch trick to Jackie Chan. "Everybody thinks they'll just turn their back and then come with a flying overhead right and hit the guy right in the face, and he'll never see it coming," Triple H says. "That's hokey television crap, and it doesn't work in real life."

Don't go for the big punch.
Most fights happen very close, where close-combat moves work better than a roundhouse. "You're better to swing like you're going to throw a giant punch, but keep your hand in, and hit the guy with the point of your elbow," Triple H says. "That's a very hard bone. You hit somebody with that, it's gonna do some damage."

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