Let’s face it, clowns are terrifying. Any man who willingly chooses to paint his face, wear a wig, and pull various objects out of his pants to impress kids can’t be well-adjusted. Plus, how do they fit so many in one car? Clearly they know more about storing bodies in confined spaces than the rest of us. So what better way to scare your friends than dress up like one and do some serious head bashing.