Jose Caballero and Elissa Alvarez were convicted in May of this year for two counts of lewd & lascivious behavior after their Brandenton Beach sex romp was captured on tape by one of the dozens of people and children around them.

Florida’s FOX13 interviewed the eyewitness:

“This went on for about 25 minutes,” one witness said. Several families were in the vicinity of Caballero and Alvarez while they were having sex. A grandmother started recording it when the couple would not stop. She said she planned to turn it over to police once they arrived.

“I’ve lived here since 1978 and I go to the beaches and I’ve never seen anything like this,” she said.

Witnesses said after the first 25 minutes, the couple took a quick dip in the water, then returned to their beach towel.

“They laid on the beach and passed out for hours,” The grandmother said. “We thought they were dead, but when they woke up, they cuddled for a while, then started into the same thing they did before.”

Florida officials were said to be seeking a harsher penalty for Caballero due to his prior cocaine convictions, while Alvarez was sentenced to time served and reportedly feels terrible about this whole thing.

While we certainly aren’t opposed to public sex, it’s best to do it discreetly, as opposed to say, in direct sunlight, in front of people and children, repeatedly, and incredibly blatantly, so as to avoid ending up on Florida’s sex offender registry.

Via FOX13, the Bradenton Herald, and Gawker.

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