Big news, everybody: Since there’s a day for literally everything, today is National Orgasm Day. So if you’re hard-pressed for post-work activities this evening, consider your orgasm a civic duty for your prostate.

In light of this unexpected holiday, LELO, the world’s leading designer brand for intimate products, has published results of a new survey they had conducted of 2,200 respondents from 21 different countries. The mission? To discover which nation has the best, most frequent orgasms.

Before we get to the answer, their data revealed the average rate of climax is two to three times per week. Which, considering the average happy American couple has sex once per week means we fall below that average. Unfortunately, when compared to lovemakers across the globe, Americans are unexpectedly average in regards to the almighty orgasm. As LELO’s sex expert Stu Nugent posits, “The U.S. doesn’t stand out in any extreme, remaining in the middle of the group throughout the results.”

This shouldn’t come as a shock. New research published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior found that American adults are having less sex than they’ve had in decades. The study found we have sex an average of nine times fewer now than we did in the late ‘90s. These particular results etho study after study that cite similar findings. Most of which blame cultural changes due, in large part, to technology. Take porn, social media and Netflix, for example.

But at least we didn’t come last. That honor befalls Australia, where two percent of the nation rated their “orgasmic intensity” a stingy one out of 10. Contextually, Americans rated theirs a seven, so we do have that. However, the balmy nation did rank third in frequency of orgasms, which is nothing to balk at. First in frequency is Norway, where 35 percent claimed they have an orgasm every single day.

The countries that had the most intense orgasms were Chile, Italy and Spain. In these nations, 10 to 13 percent rated their orgasm in the highest percentile. A CNN poll found Italian and Spanish accents were ranked sexiest by Americans, so even though we may not have the greatest orgasms, at least we have a good idea of where we can go and have better orgasms.

Something else they found? The noise made during sex has little to do with orgasm intensity. That’s correct, porn stars have been lyind to you all these years. When it comes to bedroom banshees, Brazil took the title with 65 percent confessing they can be a tad noisy during their romp. Still, they fall below average in frequency, averaging one (very loud) orgasm per week.

So sure, we may not have the best or most frequent orgasms, but at least we aren’t in Germany, where three percent of citizens said they’ve never had an orgasm. Like ever.