Playboy's Party Jokes
September, 1954
As Sam the fruit man reminded us the other day, the apple of the average playboy's eye is usually the prettiest peach with the biggest pear.The connoisseur sat down at the bar and ordered a martini. "Very dry," he insisted. "Twenty parts gin to one part vermouth.""All right sir," said the bartender. "Shall I twist a bit of lemon peel over it?""My good man, when I want lemonade, I'll ask for it."An elderly playboy we know has catalogued the three...
