Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1954

The rape of the Sabine women by the Romans is a famous historical incident, but our research department has uncovered a hitherto unrevealed story.It seems that Trebonius, the tallest, strongest, handsomest soldier in the Roman legions broke into a house where he found two luscious, sloe-eyed sisters and their elderly nurse. Chuckling with glee, he roared, "Prepare thyselves for conquest, my pretties!"The lovely girls fell to their knees and pleaded with him. "Ravish us if thou wil...