Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1955

After a particularly tiring performance, a beautiful New York showgirl returned to her apartment and found a halfdozen handsome admirers waiting there, with naught on their minds but amour. "How sweet of you boys to surprise me like this," she cooed, "but, really, I've had an awfully tough show tonight and I'm simply exhausted. I'm afraid one or two of you will have to go home."While visiting our country, a lovely French maiden found herself out of money just as her visa expi...