Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1959

Mary and Bob were in their upper berth on the train to Niagara Falls, and she was so wonderstruck that she kept repeating over and over again: "Bobby, I just can't believe that we're really married."Finally, a sleepy voice bellowed out from below: "For chrissake, Bobby, convince her -- we wanna get to sleep!"An Eastern newspaper reporter on an assignment in Kentucky struck up a conversation with a young lady in a small bar. After half a dozen drinks, he suggested they buy a b...