The Night Before Christmas
December, 1961
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the duplexJust a valet was pressing (a glen plaid with blue cheeks).The nylons were hung by the chimney with care C.O.D. from I. Magnin's (the bill was still there).The boys home from prep school all snug in their beds, While visions of Marilyn danced in their heads. And Mumms in her Bergdorf and I in my Saks Lay in Louis XIV (whose first name was Max).When up in the penthouse there arose such a clatter I summoned the butler, asked, "What was...
