Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1968

According to a waggish pundit we know, the trouble with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines high noon as a four-martini lunch.A colonel was chatting with a young second lieutenant in the officers' club when a major approached, coughed discreetly and said he'd like to speak to the colonel about a matter of some importance. "Go ahead," said the colonel."I'd rather not in front of the lieutenant, sir," murmured the major."Well...