Hail Pre-Columbians!
October, 1977
The number of explorers who probably discovered America before Columbus continues to grow at an alarming rate. Here are the discoveries discovered so far this week:Saint Manfred the Ambivalent: Manfred, a melancholic Bulgarian book, may have fanded in America ten centuries before Columbus, according to Sir James Clegwort. Sir James plans to prove that the voyage was possible by sailing from Dubrovnik to Daytona Beach in a large wicker basket with, a crew of neurotics. Newly discovered diaries re...
