Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1977

Bud breasts were just beginning to take shape, so the woman sat her daughter down one day. "Sally, dear," she began, "it's time we had a talk about some things--about, for example, how a tiny baby comes to grow under its mother's heart.""It sure would be interesting to hear you tell me about that, Mom," said Sally, "but what I really want to know is just how a girl fakes an orgasm."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines masturbator as a self-made man.Having flas...