Cruiser

February, 1984

Stay tuned for the network premiere of "Debbie does Dallas."Can they show that on TV?Are you kidding? The network will show anything if they think it'll get high ratings.But isn't "Debbie does Dallas" too graphic for TV?Not after the network gets through with it.See, the network censors will cut out all the juicy parts, Redub the Foul Language and splice it back together.But if you take the sex scenes out of a porno, what's left?And that concludes tonight's showing of "D...

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