Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1984

During a morning coffee break, the would-be office Don Juan sauntered over to the new receptionist and remarked, "It has to be prophetic, baby. I had a dream about you last night. What I dreamed was that you were an automobile motor.""That doesn't sound especially attractive," countered the girl."The hell it wasn't!" leered the fellow. "I was the dip stick!"In the improbable event that the Bee Gees had teamed up with the Ink Spots to form a new group, it c...